SMALL, POWERFUL, and SILENT

"Just how I like my woman".



Today is our 18th wedding anniversary, and this was Doug's giddy proclamation tonight, when he first used our apartment's vacuum cleaner.




SPOILER ALERT, SPOILER ALERT


For all of you who DON'T know Doug's dirty little secret,



I am about to reveal it.


For those of you who do,



you will not be surprised when I tell you that Doug

has already thoroughly vacuumed our 300 square feet, and is "happy to report that our Slovenian vacuum is up and running."


We returned from our lock-out outing, and Doug, our Fulbright Fellow, was on his hands and knees trying out his newfound machine.

And all I have to say is,


"That's how I like my men".