IRONY OF ALL IRONINGS

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Well, the votes are in, and certainly there is no bell curve here.

The data, widely distributed,
looks a bit more like this:

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What IS apparent though, is that if we could all just fit,
we've have a well, and fully appointed, apt.


Let's look at some specifics:

83% of us would sleep without the elastic strangulation of a fitted sheet.

15% would save on paper towel products
15% would have matching clothes


15% would have fresh flowers on the table, and the balcony
15% would make the bathroom a safer place
15% would like to cook more than one thing at a time

and finally,

15% would opt for color in their apt


The only sad piece of news is that the ONE thing the apt already has, is the ONE
thing no one voted to own.

I call that the irony of all ironings.





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